Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road - It's a Fundamental Question

I resent the jokes.  My father resented the jokes.
My father's father resented the jokes.
The only thing that is worse than the 'road joke'
is the whole 'chicken and the egg' jokes.
It's just not funny

All these years - all these jokes - all this bipedal (downright) abuse.  It's just plain unfair to the chickens.  Think about this from their point of view.

Well this week - another first BTW - I have deeply felt and downright compassion for ... chickens.  Why?  Because when we cross the road here - trust me - you feel just like a, well, a chicken.

I know that some pessimists out there think that I'm exaggerating ... so after prayer and fasting between breakfast and lunch I decided to man up and get **a video** of this in-country experience (and trust me, this is an experience).  So sit back - embrace a nearby chicken and watch (actually a light traffic moment here).

SO - what's the conclusion of the matter?  THE CHICKEN WAS FRAMED - NO ONE WOULD WANT TO CROSS THIS ROAD ... not even a chicken.

Tune in next week when we'll take on the chicken & egg controversy - roll on as they say.