Rahul's (blasted) Spreadsheet

Rahul's Beloved Spreadsheet

Have you ever experienced someone that won't (be quiet) about something they are passionate about?  You know - almost to the level of 'please, I beg you, shut up?'

Well - that's Rahul when it comes to the subject of his spreadsheet.

He won't stop talking about the conditional formatting, the variable equations, the 'trace precedents' function with the pretty blue lines, or even the possibility of adding an advanced "Hlookup" function (he's moved well past the vlookups).

Business brain trust ---- in light of that,
please pray for God's grace, mercy, forgiveness ...
and don't forget the grace

Would someone **please** tell him to keep quiet about this spreadsheet?  We in the US just want something simple - like a basic calculator.  But not Rahul - he pushes for the complex so that he can impress all of his friends and loved ones.

Until then - we'll just have to stomach his heavy Yale-like accent, 'Zack, the numbers have no emotion.'